been made to my attention that several hockey players and hockey fans may
have been experiencing the early symptoms of Puckarrhea. My sources for such
information must be kept confidential at this time. Puckarrhea is the name
that I have called this latest sports affliction.
The Puckarrhea virus possibly could have
originated from a contaminated substance or container used to freeze hockey
pucks. It is quite feasible that an unknown liquid was was accidentally released
into the pucks, thus creating the puckarrhea germ. This is only one possible
explanation, but indeed, this needs to be explored in detail under strict
laboratory conditions. Too much hockey, either participation or spectator,
may also allow the explosion of mental diarrhea to occur.
It could also be possible that intimate contact
with the infected pucks are causing the newly developed puckarrhea outbreak
that is infesting hockey players and fans world wide.
The best relief, as of now, is too try to
wean the individual off hockey for just a few weeks until their sanity goes
back to normal. Please note that this assumes that the person in question
is already normal and may not work on the mentally dis-advantaged. I know
that this is going to be real hard for die-hard hockey fans, but it must
be done. Hopefully, I can receive funding to explore this phenomenon in more
detail and report back to you at that time.
PUCKARRHEA: a delusion of an explosion of hockey pucks emitting out of a
Early symptoms of Puckarrhea include:
dreaming of hockey pucks exploding
dreaming of being a hockey puck
seeing hockey pucks in your coffee
hearing noises emitting from puck